Michelle Obama suffering from TDS: ‘I’m waking up in the middle of the night’

In a recent podcast, former First Lady Michelle Obama revealed she is suffering from stage-four Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), or as she calls it “low-grade depression” which is reportedly keeping her up at night.

In the podcast, she said, “I’m waking up in the middle of the night because I’m worrying about something or there’s a heaviness,” also saying, “I try to make sure I get a workout in, although there have been periods throughout this quarantine, where I just have felt too low.” 

Obama was also triggered by the fact that some people are abiding by the guidance of the New England Journal of Medicine and the Centers for Disease Control, which say that wearing masks has no impact on the cease of spreading the virus. Obama sais, “”There’s almost like there’s a limit to our sacrifice and it was about a month and then we just got tired of the virus,” Obama continued, “That’s been disheartening to see so many people who have grown tired of staying at home because the virus didn’t impact them.” 

After liberals freaked out at the news of her TDS withdrawals that are keeping her up at night, Michelle Obama took to Twitter to reassure her supporters. Obama wrote, “I just wanted to check in with you all because a lot of you have been checking in on me after hearing this week’s podcast. First things first—I’m doing just fine. There’s no reason to worry about me.”

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